a century of posts.

never realise how fast my posts chalk up. before i noe it, this is the one hundredth post! wow! seems like the day before the day before yesterday that becca lovely toh was telling me to take up blogging. (to think i called her an ass in my previous post)
at this 100th post, i'm not feeling particularly good. yep..but NO this will NOT be a sised post. i hate sised. if u're not happy...swallow it and make the world a better place. yay~ altho grace's MSN nick really sux and is like ~duh~ but maybe it makes sense. "happy.sha la la.it's so nice 2 b happy.sha la la.everybody shld b happy.sha la la" ok it IS really duh. but den again...i like the phrase "happy shalala" hahas it brings back really really pleasant memories from even before the BLOG. aww...

okok (no i dun mean o-kok), shall not make the Big 1 sound like some kinda academy awards thanksgiving wif me holding on to the oscar and kissing it, and licking it, and try to swallow it -and choke. altho i AM really happy that its been 100. hahahahs (am i faking it?) actually carol noes me best. kekez i love that dum dum alot alot. but no? we're not dating. she's jus moi besterestest female friend in the my innocent life. am i like going in circles wif no general direction at all? Hmm...i think so too. but sometimes its better to go round and round like round the bush instead of being direct eh? bashing right thru the bush does not guarantee a faster passage, instead u might end up wif some scratches -hurt. so the smart way need not be the fast way, and vice versa. in fact... thats the singaporean mindset isnt it? "let others go first, die oso they die first". Singaporeans adhere to too many societal norm, norms that they themselves had set. a redundant -wrong- norm. but then again, a normal is always good, at least its never off tangent. hahas i got a feeling carol dun get me.

i hate this world.
nah jus joking. its a lovely place wif lovely people.

queensway today. cong jing was ultimately glad. er...maybe it sounds wrong, but pls dun pick on such errors when reading a blog? it often holds other meaning and most times its a private joke. well as for biao? ultimate sadness. nvm...he'll have his turn for gladness soon.

realised that one shld never speak with hesitance. not that one shld have "no filter between the brain and the mouth" but once u start speaking...at least make sure u dun stutter. u're making a mistake each time u pause. yes! literally! "today's chat was err... very nice, err... i think i err enjoyed talking to u. now see how many times u've actually "err"-ed? hahahas but den again, to err is human. kekez.

observation: the 2 verticals of the goal is called the posts, although they look like a pole, but NO it is NOT a pole, and they together are not called poles!~ posts vs poles...i see where they're coming from, but its wrong. jus now while soccering i heard from among the bodies on the court, "shit! hit the pole again!" Thats when it dawned upon me that when some say posts (plural) they actually meant poles(plural). its not a very glaring mistake, but when the singular form is used, "pole" is a far cry from "post" -or as far as i'm concerned, i'm sensitive. and just to add, the horizontal is called a bar, not the "top post" or "top pole". whichever were they saying in the first place??? 6 yard box is called "goal box" and not "small penalty box". The semicircle attached to the penalty area is for players to stay outside of during a penalty kick, and NOT for jump balls like in the case of basketball. anyway soccer "drops ball" for a restart. MORE on the halfway line: when u start the ball wif a centerball, u needa kick the ball OVER the line, and not back directly. there is no OFFSIDE behind the halfway line. there is no offside from throw-in. RAMMING the ball into the 'keeper and scoring is NOT allowed for an indirect free-kick, unless the ball wasnt goal-bound. Standing still IS an offence in soccer if by doing so u block any player's path to anywhere. u think this is boring?? how abt a trivial? where does the corner go to (left or right) when a defender kicks it over the bar? tag my board.

enuff of soccer. oh last thing, soccer cannt be played without socks, therefore the name soccer. hahahahas jjk.

p/s: tiffany? now i believe she's a nasty bitch. but its not gonna change anything at all aye? tell her when she comes out of her bath ok? oh oh! and tell her i missed her. yah. thanks tiff! i think i love u as much as i love her! hahas...