STALKER!!

yesterday i went to md sultan road to meet sun yanzi. we had a drink and then i told her that i love her. jus when we were doing that we saw andy lau! he came over to me and told me that he loves me. but i told him not to be gay. so he wanted to kill sun yanzi and make me gay. so we started fighting. *king klang kling kang* and then suddenly all around us, the scenery jus changed. we were standing on bamboo poles and suddenly sun yanzi looked like zhang ziyi! and she came to attack me! and andy lau was protecting me! all was in a mess... i called out to monkey god to come and help, but zhang-yanzi-yi fought him off as well! so i ran and ran and ran and suddenly i was in NTU. and i saw weilin kissing the butcher. she was old, around 30, and i think she was getting really desperate. i puked like a dragon. so i turned towards zhang yanzi yi and sprayed puked. thankfully i ate belachan that day, so my puke was like Fire! and i sprayed fire puke! suddenly andy lau started singing "forget love water". i ran to weilin's side and sprayed the fire puke at the butcher. i was running out of puke. so after i sprayed, i hid myself and the butcher thought that zhang yanzi yi did that to him. they started fighting and andy lau continued singing. suddenly weilin was not weilin anymore and she became zhang shaohan, the female lead in MVP valentine. and i held her and we lived happily ever after. all that happened yesterday. stalker-reader.