the ivan project

i am gonna change myself to become something else. it must be the 67th time i'm saying this in 3 years, this time i'm not gonna fail! wahahahah!! i think i might need a few chapters for this complete overhaul. so... for part one, i think i'll talk about costumes. ok "wardrobe", if you must. but one of my friends actually commented that i seem to be wearing costumes all the time. i either dress myself in extreme signatures of colors, or subject myself to "themes". this has certainly got to change. YES ah!

gone shall be the days when i wear all white all day. white cap (two) white specs(two) white tee (numerous) with white jackets (5 or 6 of them) white pants (at least 3 still fitting) white socks (PLENTY) white sneakers (2 pairs) and white watch (one). and skin whitener. ok but you didnt read that.

gone shall be the days when i wear LOUD colors like hot pink and wear red shoes to parade around SAJC. no more Jay Chou lookalike red pullovers that DECLARE my allegiance to his yo-yo-yo music. no more XXXL-sized Bugs Bunny pullover/shirt (wat do u even call that piece of infamous garment i have??) that i don over my SAJC uniform for 2 years. (sidetrack: i absolutely loved that bugs bunny sweater. the sleeves are so long my whole hand is hidden in it. i lost it in the sajc cafe once, but some kind soul returned it to me! she told me she could remember i'm the one always wearing it. and for that matter, BB sweater was white as well =P) No more wearing of the vintage jacket my dad brought back from Germany. YES the one that is older than myself but looks nicer than anything Samuel & Kevin is retailing. (so, back off, pretenders! if you really love mine, i'm willing to part with it for around 300 bucks, or a little sincerity.)

and no more COWBOY wannabe! COWGIRL is already a thing of the past!

Gone shall be the days when i wear sweaters sweaters and more sweaters everywhere i go!! i did a check the other day and i realise i easily have 11 sweaters/pullovers/jackets in my wardrobe. (ok now 10, after jaime asked me for a donation to her wardrobe - which i so gladly gave.) My sweaters are were my darlings, they come from Taiwan, Germany, Australia, Taiwan again, Singapore Singapore Singapore, Malaysia, etc.. basically when i travel i buy sweaters home. when i brother went on his honeymoon he bought me a pullover from aussieland as well! (although i later found out it was my beloved sis-in-law who implanted that goodwill into his brain. i KNEW he wasnt so nice. hahaha thank God he married well.) one thing about my wardrobe is they are so lacking of ONE piece of windbreaker style jacket. everything i have is cotton or wool, none is synthetic. weird. hahaha..

Gone are the days i wear superman tee shirt. because jaime keeps thinking i'm wearing it for some other reasons. hahaha..

INSTEAD

i will dress more "conventionally" from now on. i will wear colors instead of white. but because half of my wardrobe are whites or meant to compliment whites, i cant possibly throw them them away. the all-knowing Convention tells me to mix white with colors. (such impurity i have to endure from now. eeeiuw) i will wear new clothes, not old clothes. i will wear fitting clothes so that others can see my hands. and no more WEIRD colors. i shall wear only one layer with no sweaters, and shiver if i feel cold. i will bring sweaters along still, to offer to anyone who might be feeling cold. *nods* and no more superman tees.

shit. i think i'll hafta go around naked.