the Hood.

Today, we celebrate the "Hood of Single".

Today, we lift our heads up high and proclaim, "We honour the Hood."

Today, we cross our hearts, and hope to fucking get out of this boring little Hood where nothing ever really happens and everyone is sulky and thinking that the world is against us and that there's not enough decent-looking members of the opposite sex to go around the whole world and then become self-delusional that its OKAY to be us - because it just is NOT.

Today, we will love our Hood for the last time.

Happy Independence Day. =)