Tuesday, September 18, 2007

incredulous

it must be. incredibly ridiculous - incredulous.


blogging loses its meanings when ... (1) your intended reader(s) no longer reads your blog, (2) people read your blog even though you wish they die, (3)blogging doesnt solve anything.

blogging is full of meanings when ... (1) you have such a huge readership u can flame anyone to hell (ala xiaxue), (2) you can earn the money thru blogging to pay off the 350 or 8000 dollars, (3) you have such a huge readership u can flame anyone to hell.

this is the get-rich-quick plan.
1. write abt really bitchy stuffs, all the better if its controversial.
2. vulgar, readers love vulgar and tit-tits.
3. add 500 friends on my friendster and shout out my blog address everyday.
4. get carol to advertise my blog. if she refuse, i'll flame her badly on my blog, making her squeal, which will raise my readership equally much.
5. revive Crapaper and start talking about NUS arts instead of SAJC
6. welcome hate-mails, and answer them in the most in-your-face manner. since those i wish they die read my blog so much.
7. once readership is up, establish mutual blog-links and cameos with prominent characters in the blogosphere.
8. continue controversial posts, and randomly add in exaggerated "lifestyle" from time to time. readers like to pretend they know high society.
9. get a friend to call up The Newpaper to highlight your blog after a masterpiece post.
10. open up marketing options.
11. be on my way to become a full-time blogger.
12. have such a huge readership i can flame anyone to hell.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

so am i someone whom u wish wld die since i still read ur blog.

HAHAHA.

Anonymous said...

no i love you too much, stranger.

Archives