its cool to know weird people. because i have no bed to sleep on on the last day at my old apartment, i decided heck, let's just stay online and talk to people that i havent been talking to. those random "wallpapers" on yr MSN. (i'm sure u have 80 of them as well..)
so i started talking to a Physical Training Instructor (PTI) and then i realise that SHIT, my ippt is coming in a few weeks time and it'll really do me good to have a lump of "birthday money" - as he calls it. (apparently to him, ippt is rubbish and its just 400 dollars there for anyone to go claim it)
okok so i have like... 8-10 weeks before ippt. i needa do....
shuttle run. thats rubbish. shuttle runs are really really rubbishy. its like... even a chicken can get gold.
pull-ups. i immediately go to my room and try doing pull ups. ah safe. still 12 - wearing PJs. so HK didnt make me gain SO MUCH weight after all! =)
sit ups. ok i feel fat but apparently (after doing pull-ups) i know its not true. so... i need to just try doing 40/min a few times. shld be okay. i hope =P
standing broad jump. i suck at this. i need 234cm to get my gold. thats like 142% of my height! compared with an average height person at 1.72m, he only needs to jump 136% of his height. thats like... totally wrong way of "calculating fitness level based on the individual's own body". but i digress. can wan la. just eat more frog legs. and think of the money.
2.4km. i am so dead. the last time i ran 2.4km was with mabel. i took superduper long. until i feel so fed up i decided to stop the watch and just walk. i think die. but i've always managed under 9.44 in army, so.... the PTI says i need only a month if i run twice weekly. haha... coolness. ok now i feel like playing soccer in SAJC and sweating like i just showered with my clothes on.
i want my 400 dollars! so i promised the PTI that i'll treat him to anything he wants if he can help me get a Gold. haha... and give me advice abt which ippt center to go to (which actually i already know!) kekez...
"a guy's fitness totally goes down the drain once he loses his virginity" - or so says PTI. "let's meet for supper".
those whose birthdays are coming, let's work hard together? haha there's no bell curve for ippt! no need to do stealth training like we all do stealth mugging. (dun pretend) i shall start running - when i feel like it. =X
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