i am blogging because omela wants me to blog and if i do not she will feel so bored of looking at her com without proper things to read about and then she will be mad at me. if writers suffer from writer's block, i must have suffered the worst blogger jam in my entire life. i have zero things to write about, and with her looking over my shoulder not reading how i blog about how she's making me blog... i feel like i might as well run into the toilet and continue on my shitting escapades. (which i have been doing since morning)
on an aside, i kinda like to shit these days. its like.... cathartic. i mean, if ANYTHING in the world were to be cathartic, it would HAVE TO BE shitting, isn't it? it purges you of pain (in the stomach), gives you renewed pain (in the ass), and it makes you feel lighter after everything is ended. you feel ready to face the world all over again, and eat another 3 meals without having to worry much about "capacity". shitting rocks. i mean... shitting rawkz. not that i am shitting some kinda stones out from my body. -_-
by the way, omela is omi and omi is omela. omi and omela are very adorable persons, and i love them both because i am a flirt and i love 2 persons at a go. ok i was kidding. i dun love them both. because if i say i do they would make a whole lot of noise and force me to take down this post. so, yea. i do not love them both. if u wanna see how omi and omela look like, u can go to my facebook and then check out one of my previous display pictures. they are in red and in the background closing the eyes and looking like sleeping, whereas i was biting my pinkeke...
GOSH I MISS PINKEKE.
actually im not blogging now because i wanna "store" all my power for writing a 1 X good post about getting people back into camp mood. but i am not ready for that yet, and so... i am hardly writing. but for those of you people out there who reads this piece of online crap to find out how i am instead of calling me, yesh don't worry im doing fine. life has been kind, except that
1) rebecca is not going to marry me
2) liverpool isn't going to win the EPL even though they led that freaking competition for more than half a season.
3) i'm never ever going to get into dean's list because even if i get a 4.8, the dean's list cut-off would become 4.801 that semester.
but yea. publish
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