"eat something wicked, u'll feel better"

wed - end of exams for muah.
thu - slack
fri - slack
sat - slack
sun - slack
mon - soccering, den slack.

if u were me...wat would u do?
1. slack by slacking
2. try to date some really pretty girl and be prepared for some really huge setback if she tells u she has other plans. well...often if u fail to get her for any of the 5 days of slack, its time u stop to accept reality.
3. rest on thurs so that u can rest better on friday which helps resting on saturday which would prepare for the all impt resting on sunday - all so jus u can keep up wif the rest on monday.
4. try to act friendly to ppl and talk on the msn, desperately trying to start a conversation, but be prepared to see some really irritating emoticons and realising u're not as significant a person as u make urself out to be. inconsequential.
5. catching up wif old friends and realising old friends are indeed slow and easy to catch up with -simply because they're old.
6. listening to "love of my life" for the 87th time on ur com and still not knowing how to sing anymore than the line "you are my love, love of my life".
7. watching a movie alone and realise that its actually a very sad situation to laugh ur heads out -alone in the cinema.
8. studying for prelims?!?!?!!??!
9. watching stupid varieties and feel stupidly stupid.
10. read.

aww...isnt choice number 10 so sweet? so i thot it might be a good idea to read something while i have the rare luxury of time. 4 days is a lot if one really sits down -or lie down- to actually lick the lines off every page. well...so today, i shoved the odac ppl one side, and i went to the library. how sweet eh? got bridge to terabithia from the "children's section", but i think its a really sweet book. i might cry reading it, havent really thrown myself into it. and another book by the legendary vladimir nabokov. Immortalised by his very famous "lolita" -which wasnt available throughout singapore!! denise that biatch.- nabokov got so many interesting titles that i dunno which to actually choose. picked the laughter in the dark eventually. ENOUGH. i tell myself. 2 books would be an achievement if i even finish them. i really dun read much, if any i onli read craps, not such high-level literary works. so 2 books: bridge and nabobo fella.

well which good book -or blog- doesnt have a twist? so 5 days of slack time right? lets see what happens day by day ok?
thu - slack intensive. trapped in the rain at the gallery. had a really BIG breakfast at queensway after that. soccering. den soccering again. den june's birthday. intensive.

fri - slack went to the library. but after that went to watch movie alone. met old friend. pool wif balls.

sat - slackpool with water.(swimming) den badminton. den rush off for alvin's sister's wedding's celebration's food. who said english sounded right? sat down.

sun - slack finally reading, i hope. but i needa slack by slacking. and resting for monday's match. so i dun expect too much to be done. maybe i'll read. no i think i better slack. but i can slack by reading. but i cant rest while reading. i can rest while slacking. i cant really rest when i read. but hey! i can actuall read when i rest! great. i'll go fishing.

monday - match, den slack continue playing ourselves. den maybe try to date pretty gal and be prepared for some really huge setback if she tells u she has other plans. monday's the day to stop and accept the reality. go watch stupid reality variety and feel stupidly stupid.

oops. no more days. am i a failure? i noe i am. but well...as i am typing this becca toh si nee actually coming online for the first time in like 30++ days?!?! it hink she went to live in a cave in discovery channel during the hols. and apparently someone forgot she was in the programe and switched off the TV. and then cancel SCV subscription, leaving her in the company of ancient neanderthals for eternity. well. for a month at least?

this is a weird way of blogging i'm doing today. i'm eccentric these days. how so? i'm actually deviating from norm (ivannish norm) nowadays and becoming normal (societal norm) on some days!! now u see the irony of words? does it mean that the word "eccentric" can only be used on normally (most times; usually) normal (societal norm) people coz when they become ivannish, they have changed? wat abt on ppl who is ivannish by nature? normally (most times; usually) i would hear ppl saying i'm not the norm (societal norm), but when i bcome the norm (societal), people say i'm not normal (ivannish norm). so by being normal i'm effectively being not normal as compared to how i am normally. but i am special.

sue me.

make me.

which sounds more wicked?

how about this?

make me sue me. (pls chew and dun swallow too fast)

wow fierce.

how abt this? this is totally bad.

make me sue. (sue: n. a name; v. to take legal action)

and worsterestest.

sue made me.