Friday, October 08, 2004

neuro implosion

ok i jus found the perfect place to study. this is jus like a chalet, minus the beds and the pretty gals. ok i jus realised that the previous line sounded quite wrong considering readers always like to associate beds with gals, and gals with beds. oh wells... right at the heart of town, air-conditioned, well-lit, this iS the place to study man. oh and did i mention internet connection? another plus point, no one ever comes here. one thing thats quite sad though...although the com is equipped with 2 really big speakers, there's no mp3s available and i was doomed to listened to hong hui's blog's "savage song" for the whole afternoon.

really feels weird that we're no longer "students" in a few months time. like we can no longer enjoy the really fun things that students can engage in, and be forgiven. the best instance being stupidity. but of coz... there's other things like hong hui's (and everyone's) favourite macdonalds' students meal. hahahs... i always thot that the student pass was quite a joke actually. firstly... it has a distorted image of our pretty face. (whoever thinks that yr student pass looks nice, u have a lousy taste and cant tell nice from ugly. and since everyone has this "residual self-image" like the matrix mentioned...den i bet that u look like shit. and since its very easy looking like shit, i got a feeling that u're damn successful and u indeed look like shit now. hence the picture on ur student pass would still look like shit afterall since they're taking a pile of it and there's no such thing as a pretty shit and a ugly shit. jus shit. ok after so much...point being? the student pass looks ugly.. well now the most ironical of all is that the student pass was actually to prove that we're still students and we're young. and because of this youth we often get subsidised rates in wadeva we do... somehow the joke arises when the "student" takes out his pass to prove his age for admittance into race courses! this happened to me last weekend when i went to the kallang stadium with me dad and i wandered into this outlet where they accept race bets. the policve approached me and said "students cannot go in", i took out my student pass, proved that i was above 18, and tada! i'm inside. (tho i came out like 5 seconds later... jus wanted to feel like those old coffeeshop uncle betting horse races. hahas) wat the heck... so try to imagine in future when they allow such passes to last thru university... den those old (ok young) tiko actually go watch those x-rated foreign movies and take out their "student passes" to prove that they're above age. that would be the day.

anyway... "clandestine political discussions of a different kind" was nOT referring to candice at all!!! hahahas...stupid rebecca toh si nee (zhuo shini). and u think u noe so much eh? hahas.... even carol doesnt know who or what i was talking about. hahas...gotta go ..tata

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