u ppl are the most unforgiving bunch i've seen. hahahs... so wat if my bg sound really sucks? ok i noe it does now...but actually i didnt realise it since most of the time when i do use the com i off the music and the bg sound was only meant to disturb and irritate u ppl - something i do best. and wats wrong with calling THAT song a savage song? hahahs it IS really by savage garden wad... heh... and no candice... i dun intend to take over the world as yet. not until the 2 clowns are done performing in their political stage. i wun wanna spoil the fun. u see the thing is... after the elections, america would be torn into 2, the bush camp and the monkey camp. pardon me, i meant kerry, somehow the rhyme always confuses me (or izit their looks) wouldnt it be better if we actually try to make these two camps bomb each other inside out and poof! there goes the number 1 world police. den we can go gather bin laden and the KGB (komitet gosudarstvenny bezopasnosti ...wow sounds really cool eh?) remnants and take over the world. u can be queen... den i am naturally the king. ok joke. but still... wahahahs!! (try to imagine it to be really really evil....) cant imagine candice to be so evil... ok wat next? oh oh the stupid jim carrey lookalike is out of the darn sg idol!! hahahahs i cant stand him at all man. i think he shld be out. no doubt! well...after him... the next one must be the really constipated rod stewart wannabe. dunno wats his name but i think its got something to be with tom&jerry. well... he does look cartoon enough. but he's no where as handsome as me though. and my brother's a jerk. no i dun mean a jerk like a beef jerky (because i only have a beef jerky friend and if she actually remembers, its denise. this was done to spite her when she says she wanna keep me in a snow globe and play around with me. gals are evil.) when i say my brother's a jerk, i mean that he is one who constantly jerks about. u noe? like having a spasm, except that he has a spiritual spasm and suddenly he irks everyone. well... my dad's other son is of course a much better person. my dad only has 2 sons. heard about this dumb alkaline vs acidic thing from the bio-students, which is like totally mind blowing. still refuse to believe it now... i mean how the heck can the human body even tune itself for the purpose of "neutralising" the acidity and saving our future generations???? but if this is true, and soaps are alkaline............ kim has 8 dogs, no seven. eh? 8. she has more dogs than i have friends!! remember the space balls joke? "i'm a dog, and i'm a man. i'm my own best friend!" :some dog-man character. sometimes i really admire ppl who do parodies. theirs is a brand of original jokes limited by the confines of the actual movie. its not easy coming up with a good joke as it is already, u bet its difficult coming applying an original joke to a plot that another has thought up of, and make sure the joke remains witty- often digging at the original message and offering an alternative perspective. thata explains my undying love for southpark. eric cartman rocks... especially when he can shit out of his mouth. (ask chris.) and when he TPs ppl (ask joel) and in fact everything that he does. he is so ivan.
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