i read a little of my blog archive today and i found some that are really interesting. hahas... den i realise those REALLY old posts at the start of j2 are the ones that are really worth reading abt...
here's one...
"i realised i cant realli deal with change. if i'm in US politics, i'll most probably be with the conservative Republicans. I can be Bush, no prob, he's a republican! But first thing i'll do is to pull out of iraq, and instead use the manpower to aid iran. But not before i shoot a nuke into m'sia for their cockiness towards my free trade agreement partner s'pore who never fails to suck my ass. But all these not before i empty my country of nukes on china and stop the Chinese's childish hope that they'll be the DRAGON on the rise. a nuke shld remind them of their sheer numbers of ppl living on sweet potato and drinking pee. DRAGON?? Unless they gas-chamber their own country and do a-la-hitler style holocaust on the CHINA PPL. But all this not before i sodomise tony blair, afterall he's been trying to gay me so obviously! shall let him have his wish! BUT BUT most imptly, i'll shoot "ivan" first for even thinking that he is me for one second!" - 8th jan 2004
and another...
"Hmm....a few nights ago, koo zheng finally talked to me on the MSN. and of all things, he had to make me luff like mad just wif a few lines. maybe i'm not really luffing at the contents? but rather relieved subconsciously that we're still close at heart. "eh ivan...we going to alvin's girlfriend's birthday party on ur birthday. u wanna join us?" and he went on, "his girlfriend very pretty wan! but most imptly...her best fren is also very pretty!! i think u'll like her. she looks like sun yanzi and we told her abt u oredi...u needa meet her someday no matter what. hahahahas......." first reaction. OMG. my bestest fren in the world is mad. to think he actually could think up of such thingy lor! den 2nd thots...i keep luffing non stop. its like...he's saying it so full of enthusiasm as if i would really thank him so much i give him a hug or wadeva. but anyway...looking like sun yanzi would have been a plus point. but now its giving me reservations. wat if that someone looks like ....(due the efficiency of the google machine, i shall not type the name.) but anyway, i'm really waiting to see what they have in store for me. hahahas...must be some super lame ass sabo again." -26th feb 2004
then there's this very funny part abt ang ku kueh. read....
"How to eat an ang ku kueh:discussion ranging from the heating process, to the storage period and even about the history of the ang ku kueh and how we shld take the skin wif the fillings(tho hh has got some other thots.) personally, i feel that ang ku kuehs have to be slowly steamed warm. patiently...unhurriedly. if u get too impatient and use a microwave oven instead, the results would not be as lasting and might even spoil the quality of the ang ku kueh. of coz...a ang ku kueh shld be eaten from the most outside surface, ie the skin. if we jus look towards the sweet fillings in it, and choose to ignore the necessary packaging which comes wif it, we lose the true enjoyment of eating an ang ku kueh. again hh has got some other thots.) "the skins look deliciously red, but there is absolutely no meaning in eating it, its tasteless. its jus cheating ourselves, cheating others, wats the point?" he questioned. well let me tell u this hh, i love the skin more than the fillings, at least at this stage when i'm still working on the skins, dun make me pine too hard for the fillings, and miss out pleasure of the skin. carpe diem! "
and the follow up..
"how to eat an ang ku kueh (2): Ang ku kueh is a traditional food that has been around for quite long oredi. ppl always eat it the same way...munching without much thot. from the ang ku kueh's point of view, do u think it enjoys being chewed so boringly like its predecessors? maybe it enjoys novel method instead? so i have decided to take a different approach towards ang ku kueh. something fresh, something different might produce some unexpected results. maybe i can put it into the grinder and drink it as ang ku kueh juice? maybe i can deep fry it and make it ang ku biscuit instead of ang ku kueh? in whichever way...i have oredi decided to adopt a different path this time around. its fresh for me, and perhaps for the ang ku kueh as well... But maybe all it'll think is that:"craps. its jus another one in line waiting to eat me up. who bothers about the approach?" but nonetheless...its something worth trying! hahas...afterall, the best cuisine are often tried and erred. let's enjoy the ang ku kueh without much sugar this time around."
aww man... i cant believe that i can actually blog abt foods. hahahas... of cos there were the bad times...
"my carol darling is ill. 2 weeks of MC, hope she gets well soon enuff. and becomes cute as ever...love ya~ "
then there's the theory abt the tree of jokes, IF u remember?
"..... jokes are often born in jokes. jokes get married and they give birth to a new generation of jokes. as the family tree gets on and on, the youngest and newest jokes would often be private jokes that no others could understand. onli those who knew the grandfathers could even appreciate the grandson. and for any who got lost along the way, they could simply start a new tree, or use marcotting to introduce new elements to the tree. its a tree that strives on willingness to share, its a tree that lives on everyday cynicism, its a tree that never dies. i love this tree..."
readers who havent been reading this blog might wanna go read my archive. its really quite ivannish. hahas...
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