"cunning creature ivan"

hahahas i love my new nickname, courtesy of reb-E (cca branch)hahahas! gosh i'm bad. ok so last night was the great showdown between cunning creature and ... well self denial girl. or in short sD girl. so sD girl and cunning creature had a discussion. "to make the world a better place, (for you and for me and the entire human race)" and she insists that i blog. which i shall. and i hate her as little as i love her. wait. am i making sense here? hahahas if u wanna read something with sense den yr 10 miles into the wrong page.

speaking abt page. i miss the pager. its so convenient for the pagee to ignore the pager simply by not calling back! and the pager wun feel bad if the pagee makes half an effort to lie to him that it she left the pager (the device) in her bag and not hear it beep. its so much better than the phone when the caller obviously knows that the callee is avoiding him. hahahas. and when a sms reply comes in 3 days late 4am in the morning, u know she's missing you. unless her name is self denial girl and she'll go into self denial mode.

and i got a card! the simplest stuffs said often makes the biggest impact. so reb-E... i mean sD girl, claims she remembers! i never stopped suspecting that she checked her handphone calendar for the date. her present to me was she'll try to make it occur to her that i'm available for her summoning. goodness i really gotta kill sD girl sometime. hahaha... back to the first sentence of current paragraph. i got a card! from strawberry cheesecake girl. in short SC girl. no its not shian*gz (the asterisk is to prevent a google search from leading the wrong ppl here) or denise or any SC girl. wait. is chia from SC? oh no, she's from crescent! damn, why didnt i choose that school. they've produced high quality products u know? like can, chia, chris (right biao?) but only if yr initial is C.

and i dun like the name jack. frolicking jacko. frothing jack. damn... jack fruit. and denise always jacks me. can u imagine ppl ask ur name... den u say jack! and they think u siao cos u didnt jack them but u claim that u did... thats loser man. CONG JING !!! eh? why did i say that name?

and sD girl? if u need help with yr EXCRUciating RUSH pls... dun be in self denial anymore. i will help if RUSH is not too delicious. kekez... but i go for vege these days. tame, gentle, bland (on the stomach i mean) haha... gotta go. ta!