losers.

i am a loser.

i have no girl.
i have no Bestie.
i cant get the attention of cute girls.
i attract girls who use double-eyelids sticker.
i have no job.
i am not rich
i cant get my company doing as well as i hoped.
my soccer team loses every single game that we play.
i hang out with guys all the time.
i watched transformers on a saturday night with 7 guys.
i watched Goal 2 on the following weekend - with 4 guys.
i surf the net everyday, always visiting soccernet before any other website.
i blog.
i live in Jurong.
my 5 closest female friends from JC isnt talking to me anymore.
i don't have advance booking for Harry Potter.
i only look forward to one particular day a month. and its not payday.
i scorn at couples holding hands.

i am such a loser.

which of you isn't.