i was breathing air and generally just doing nothing when something struck me. If MLM only benefits ppl who are right at the top of the product chain, then WHY NOT START A MLM COMPANY!!!!
i don't believe it can be THAT hard. all you need is just a nice facade, get some silly teenagers to sell their souls to your company, and before u know it... its on an exponentially upward curve already. make all the money you intend to make. include a clause in there that states "all bonuses are subject to changes and at the sole discretion of the company". close down the company. and start another one.
its not a ponzi scheme, so long as you keep to the guidelines, and ACTUALLY sell something - anything. its not very ethical, but i guess i would be creating employment and also giving a lot of HOPE for people.
i will then summon 100 people for interview each week and hire only 4 or 5, with the rest of the 95 effectively becoming my walking signboard. they will tell everyone they know that mine is a good company with stringent hiring standards. i only hire the best personnel, and hence i can afford to pay a lot. people who think they are better than their peers will come flocking to my company wanting a shot to make a lot. (not knowing that its a MLM that does not need to PSYCHO people to join)
i will be rich and successful and i will be the next adam khoo because it rhymes with ivan foo. I will give stupid talks that cost 5000 per person per workshop, and people will ask me "what did you do to make it big?", to which i would answer, "nothing. i hire good people to do my job, and i give expensive workshops. it makes me big."
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