i havent been a healthy blogger. i blog and i clot. (hey rhymes!) hahahas so the past week i've left readers with nothing to chew on except the big chunk of rubbishy text. (not like i ever type quality stuffs... but some have been said to be "thought provoking". hahas... anyway there's onli 3 brocollis. so now i noe.. ok make that 4 because candice didnt tag but she read. erm... 5 because becca read too. these ppl simply hate brocollis too much to even type them. hahahas... anyway, the past week was great. ah.. French class just started, and i must say it was really interesting. hahas i can never do all the nasal vowels!! all the stupid "an" "on" "un" and "in" is practically impractical!! why cant they jus use simple tones like japanese or smth??? haahhas... (dun laugh rebacca toh si nee! u can never do the mouth gargle as well. hahhaas... ) oh and all the Rs are nightmares. amidst the beautiful accent of the French language, the rough (literally) patches of Rs jus spoil it all. hahahas... and i never knew that the name "bertrand" is unpronunciable. how sad if u actually have such a name.
oh oh! becca!! u see i'm blogging at some internet cafe and u happen to be NOT ONLINE. so i cant actually send u the photo of ur pretty self yea? dun start wondering how come i dun send it to u via internet when i can actually access it. hahas... cos i cant, in fact.
i've settled for the restaurant job at suntec. its more or less part-time, but i dun really care la. its quite the perfect job actually. i get to choose when i do or do not wanna work, total flexibility restricted only by the manager's clever use of increased pay as lure during important periods. i get quite a decent pay (though not alot) its enough to support myself if i dun change my lifestyle drastically over the next month or so. i get to meet all sorts of ppl (and i would intentionally do serving really slowly just to hear part of their conversation. i mean during non-peak periods... the things that u hear from some customers is really interesting. 2 person was discussing how to renovate an office, choosing between black and red doors.
"red is good, prosperous colour"
"black is more classy".
"u mean u rather live a classy life than live a prosperous life?" ...
"i rather die poor but classy than un-classy and rich"
"why?"
"because its not fair"
"huh?"
"my son will inherit my money and make himself classy and rich. and he didnt even have to work for it."
dangs.
i couldn't stop smiling after i heard that. and the person was saying it with a straight face. the best jokes are always said with straight faces. oh well... other ppl i get to meet include beautiful ppl trying to chat me up. (apparently i'm quite the handsome -or cute- waiter in a totally off-key chinois restaurant. i'm their respite from "uncles from hell". ok u see the manager makes us say "good evening to each and every customer who comes in. and when a grp of 12 comes in, it makes u look like an idiot. a spoilt radio who onli knows one word. a total retard. and hence i refuse to do it!! hahas i mean i always do it one shot after i establish eye-to-eye. and i dun repeat it like a mad man. thats so fake!! and i guess the customers like that abt me. hahahas... i'm so glad i'm myself sometimes. ) talking abt beautiful pple, i met quite a few actually. fun ppl. a chinese american girl invited me to sit down and have a chat with her - which i declined. hahahas how could i right??? i'll get sacked on the spot. i think after this, i will stop joking with waiters in future when i visit restaurants. (ok actually i dun disturb them lor... i always make their day better by joking with them. which is why i myself like serving customers that dun treat u like some servants or something. like hello>????? for all i know some of them are waiters themselves la! whoever said that waiters can visit restaurants???)
oh my goodness this is such a hurried post. i havent even finished half of wat i wanted to say. but i'm catching Alfie by jude law in 10 minutes time and i'm 15 minutes away from the place where i'm watching the show. hahas .... (oh panic panic!!! hahaha no la... actually GV always has 12-17 mins of ads before the show starts, so there's still plenty of time.)
and i need to post this here. that stupid becca toh. i hate her to the core. she's showing off to me all the time! and her newest show-off... exhibit number 354... is that candice replied to her mail and not mine. Grr..... this is so "throw stones at someone who's already in the well la!" (loosely translated from the chinese idiom "luo4 jing3 xia4 shi2") i hate u i hate u i hate u. i hate u so much that i'm gonna deliver YOUR picture to YOU. this is one of the most dum dum thing that i've done actually, but its this kinda dumb things that we remember best isnt it? hahas i think i found a new friend in rebecca. needa rush. tatas!
oh candice? i spilled it. she knows that we're jus trying to jack her abt u being angry. sorry! anyways... u take care yea? havent forgotten abt u!! hahahas... oh got new racist joke for u when u get back or something... hahahs...
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